I got your Christmas package. It is fun having rings to give out. [Mom comment: We sent him CTR rings, HLJ in Spanish. The package sent by DHL ararived safely and in only a week.] The Legos weren't wrapped. Were they supposed to be wrapped? I built them anyway. :)
Oh, and I don't need surgery. And I quote, "When it hurts and starts oozing, then call me."
[Mom comment: Do you take a siesta in the middle of the day?] Mom, I'm on the mission. Do I have time for a siesta? The answer is no. As some missionaries say, you can sleep when you are dead... which in missionary language means when you go home.